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Yoga comedy…an oxymoron, right? But we assure you we’ve seen our fair share of righteous yogahaha, which is why you should believe us when we say, if you’re looking for a hearty giggle and an “ummm, YESSS” this Yoga 101 series from CBC Comedy will not disappoint. All relatable shenanigans from being a yoga n00b [...]

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Hey friends, this is kind of serious. We, as a people, wear yoga pants just about everywhere these days out of convenience and maximum comfort, but hospitals across the country are sending out a message to all our stretchy-bottomed butts…please do not wear your yoga pants while getting an MRI! Here’s why: The metallic fibers [...]

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Have we finally reached peak Goat Yoga? Maybe! We are officially entering “Goat Yoga’d” into today’s lexicon to replace or be an alternative for “jumping the shark.” As in, you totally goat yoga’d there, bro. To support our entry, we present this ad from Hotels.com. (Also, see links at the bottom of this post.) Thanks, [...]

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Since most of our lives are now spent entertaining external experiences, we’ve grown accustomed to living life on the surface. In the process of moving forward, we ignore symptoms of pain, suppress longings and become tolerable of dysfunction. Experiencing life like this results in an ignorance of what’s going on underneath the surface

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We know what you’re thinking, yoga with goats is SO Brooklyn, how could they be so late to the barnyard? We were about to reach PEAK Goat Yoga! And now it’s canceled and may never happen? Thanks, NYC Health Department! Apparently, human contact with farm animals is a no-no in NYC buildings, or so NY [...]

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This is most unfortunate. People are taking advantage of the trusting yoga crowd and pegging them as easy targets for theft. After a series of incidents in DC, police say it’s becoming a trend to scam unwitting yogis. Gird your lotus’d loins! The latest offense occurred April 8 at DC’s Yoga Heights where three women [...]

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Kids would be sweet, right? Yeah. No. It’s goats. Comedian Kevin Hart is so famous and successful he can get paid to do Goat Yoga with a Kardashian on TV. (OK, not TV, a web series — we’re olds still with a traditional TV and cable.) Anyway,in case you are bored waiting in traffic on [...]

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Should we give up? Because maybe we should just give up. Lululemon weren’t even ahead of the curve on this one. Not even for their annual April Fools’ joke, which would have (like several of their previous jokes) been in poor taste. Satire has nothing on far right darling Tomi Lahren and her touting of [...]

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It’s annoying that all the gossip sites are making this all about Halle Berry topless. Yes, the Oscar-winning actress appears to be wearing bathing suit bottoms and no top, but they’re burying the lede. Halle Berry is practicing her headstand and extolling the many benefits of daily meditation. Berry, being no dummy, posted the pic [...]

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