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Hey friends, this is kind of serious. We, as a people, wear yoga pants just about everywhere these days out of convenience and maximum comfort, but hospitals across the country are sending out a message to all our stretchy-bottomed butts…please do not wear your yoga pants while getting an MRI! Here’s why: The metallic fibers [...]

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Should we give up? Because maybe we should just give up. Lululemon weren’t even ahead of the curve on this one. Not even for their annual April Fools’ joke, which would have (like several of their previous jokes) been in poor taste. Satire has nothing on far right darling Tomi Lahren and her touting of [...]

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A war is being waged on our blessed yoga pants. Once again, our stretchy bottoms are being attacked, but we must never surrender!* In case you missed it, an ill-fated op-ed was unleashed upon the yoga-practicing public Sunday daring to explain Why Yoga Pants Are Bad For Women. Excuse us? These yoga pants? *looks down [...]

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So you can file this one under “No Good News.” When you think of ahimsa—non-harming—it’s not usually your yoga pants you’re worried about. But now a new study is telling us that our cozy stretch pants are actually doing more harm to the planet than good. The problem? Microscopic plastics that shed from your yoga [...]

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There are few things more infuriating than telling a woman what she should and shouldn’t wear. Telling her she’s “bizarre” or “disturbing” for publicly wearing yoga pants—god’s gift to everyday lower extremity comfort—is literally opening the floodgates for hell’s fury. When 63-year-old Rhode Island man Alan Sorrentino sent in a letter to his local paper (who [...]

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Yogis may love their yoga pants, but we’re starting to think moms might love them even more, if this mom’s yoga pants rap is any indication. Sure, we need another yoga rap like we need, well, another yoga rapper, but as far as yoga raps go, it’s pretty snappy. Yes, of course it’s still super [...]

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A burning question. Let’s examine the evidence. Hollywood actress, humanitarian, and walking LBD (little black dress), Audrey Hepburn, was rumored to have been a yogi. Exhibit A: Hepburn was photographed on the set of her 1959 film Green Mansions wearing head to toe red spandex practicing what looks an awful lot like yoga. The names of [...]

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Yoga pants: we live in them! They’re stress-relievers, after all. And they’re so much more comfortable than denim trousers (said for emphasis because jeans are so old school). Imagine yoga pants that are custom made for your body, your measurements, your curves. Hello, Comfytown. You are now the mayor. It may sound too good to [...]

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Oh, deer. Athleta is in trouble for allegedly ripping off someone else’s yoga pants design. K-Deer is a NJ-based activewear company run by owner and founder Kristine Deer. She is not on the design team at Athleta but somehow almost her exact designs ended up on the Athleta website in late December. Apparently, Deer noticed [...]

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