Yoga Pants With Gun Pockets Are Not What The World Needs Right Now

Should we give up? Because maybe we should just give up. Lululemon weren’t even ahead of the curve on this one. Not even for their annual April Fools’ joke, which would have (like several of their previous jokes) been in poor taste.

Satire has nothing on far right darling Tomi Lahren and her touting of gun-toting yoga pants. Because the first thing you think of when putting on your yoga pants is “now, where am I going to put my gun?”

Unfortunately, this is not a joke. The $99 yoga pants by Alexo Athletica have nine pockets to help you “carry with confidence,” and an influential anti-gun reform spokesperson to promote them.

Live. Speak. Stand. Run. Carry with Confidence. Ladies, chances are your assailant is gonna be bigger, stronger and faster and that’s why you have @alexoathletica for your gun, your mace, or even your phone. Yeah, you’ve got it covered. #TeamTomi #alexoathletica #NotYourAverageGunGirl

A post shared by Tomi Lahren (@tomilahren) on Mar 22, 2018 at 5:54pm PDT

Via The Cut:

“Alexo will never back down from supporting a woman’s right to choose how she defends herself while striving to bring the best in fashionable, functional active carry-wear to the market.” Not surprisingly, the line was co-founded by NRATV host Amy Robbins. (It’s unclear if the post [by Tomi Lahren] was sponsored; the Cut has reached out to confirm.)

We don’t need to tell you where we think Lahren stands on open carry yoga.

OK, politics aside, this just seems rather uncomfortable and cumbersome. And isn’t she just sticking her gun in her waistband?  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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