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Amy Schumer and Bill Nye Explain The Universe Is Just A Big Pinterest Board (VIDEO)

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New science! The universe works in mysterious ways, people. Amy Schumer, with the help of Bill Nye (“the science guy”) have some hilarious new revelations for us on Inside Amy Schumer.

As modern yogis, we put a lot of stuff out “into the universe,” right? The universe is so often the cause, culprit, and commander when it comes to our fate, and maybe even our destiny. Lost the keys? It’s the universe telling us we need be more mindful. Injured in yoga? That’s the universe’s way of telling us to slow down…and pick up that needle point project we’ve been eyeing on Pinterest. It’s a sign! The universe also conspires for good things, too, obviously.

Scientists used to believe it was a chaotic collection of matter. But now they know: “The universe is essentially a force sending cosmic guidance to white women in their 20s.”

With the help of Broad City‘s Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer, we learn that sometimes the universe is really just “a giant dream board on which women pin their wishes.”

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