@yogabyhillary profile pic – “President Ascendant and First Yogi”
However you might feel about the Hillary Clinton email to-do, there’s one thing we know we just can’t let slide. Mrs. Clinton told the public in a press conference on Tuesday that she shared all of her work-related emails with the State Department, but she went ahead and deleted personal emails that were of no use anymore. Among some of those deleted emails? Yoga routines (!) Unforgivable!
“At the end, I chose not to keep my private personal emails — emails about planning Chelsea’s wedding or my mother’s funeral arrangements, condolence notes to friends as well as yoga routines, family vacations, the other things you typically find in inboxes,” Lady Hillary shared in her statement.
Deleting yoga routines, isn’t that unconstitutional? Listen up, Fox News. (Kidding, of course.) And so, the not-yet-announced 2016 presidential candidate shall be punished, not by the harsh media or relentless right wing. No, it will be a yoga-related social media parody account that will torment her days. Yep, @yogabyhillary on Twitter is already a thing. Though we suspect the former Secretary of State who’s savvy with social media and has been lampooned many times knows how to take a joke.
I like to use yoga (and power-yelling) to help reduce press conference-induced anxiety #ClintonEmails #clintonyoga
— Yoga by Hillary (@yogabyhillary) March 10, 2015
We are all devices, trying to consolidate into one #yogabyhillary #yogaroutines #ClintonEmails #hillaryclinton
— Yoga by Hillary (@yogabyhillary) March 10, 2015
Honestly, we think it’s pretty cool Hillary does yoga. Maybe she and Michelle have down dogged together? Hey, wouldn’t it be nice if all of Washington took a moment to stretch, breathe and tap in to their inner wisdom? We can dream.
Lucky for her, in case she needs to pull up those old favorite yoga routines, as much as we realize things in this life are impermanent, we know anything “deleted” these days never really goes away. We can’t wait to see what presidential candidate yoga poses look like.
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