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Shit Happens, Yoga Style

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It’s life…shit happens sometimes. Here’s your list of when shit happens, yoga style.

shit-happens-yoga-goes-onby Brian Leaf

 

Acroyoga: Shit happens, but not so much to us. #toocool

Iyengar: If shit happens, you probably need another bolster.

Anusara: Oh shit…

Kripalu: That shit happened to us, too, back in ’94.

Ashtanga: Guruji’s shit didn’t stink.

Bikram: Shit, is that my pits?

Viniyoga: Shit happens to each of us individually.

Restorative: Shit happens. Pass the bong.

Hot Yoga: Shit happens and it is steamin’!

Svaroopa: If shit happens, relax your tailbone.

Yoga and Golf: This shit just ain’t happenin’.

Yoga and Hiking: Shit happens and then you bury it.

Tantric Yoga: Oh, ahh…this shit is about to happen…yes!

Brian Leaf, MA, is the author of Misadventures of a Garden State Yogi: My Humble Quest to Heal My Colitis, Calm My ADD, and Find the Key to Happiness.

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  • VQ2

    The Himalayan Tradition: Didn’t that shit happen to us as well, numerous times?

  • Love this Brian! Too funny and so true. If anyone wants to know the full story and breakdown of styles check out my latest book, “Pick Your Yoga Practice: Exploring and Understanding Different Styles of Yoga” (for sale on amazon and else where on my site). Each style chapter includes a mini breakdown of that systems history, including when “shit” hit the fan.

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