It’s life…shit happens sometimes. Here’s your list of when shit happens, yoga style.
by Brian Leaf
Acroyoga: Shit happens, but not so much to us. #toocool
Iyengar: If shit happens, you probably need another bolster.
Anusara: Oh shit…
Kripalu: That shit happened to us, too, back in ’94.
Ashtanga: Guruji’s shit didn’t stink.
Bikram: Shit, is that my pits?
Viniyoga: Shit happens to each of us individually.
Restorative: Shit happens. Pass the bong.
Hot Yoga: Shit happens and it is steamin’!
Svaroopa: If shit happens, relax your tailbone.
Yoga and Golf: This shit just ain’t happenin’.
Yoga and Hiking: Shit happens and then you bury it.
Tantric Yoga: Oh, ahh…this shit is about to happen…yes!
Brian Leaf, MA, is the author of Misadventures of a Garden State Yogi: My Humble Quest to Heal My Colitis, Calm My ADD, and Find the Key to Happiness.