Attention yoga murder mystery lovers! Did you read the exclusive excerpt from Open Your Heart (A Matt Bolster Yoga Mystery) by praised author, satirist and avid yogi Neal Pollack? It’s exclusive! As in no one else has ever read these words! Well, except for all the people who downloaded the first episodes of the Amazon Kindle Serial. Are you one of them? If not, we have good news for you.
We’re super pleased that Mr. Pollack is kind enough to offer a copy of his first book in the yoga detective murder mystery genre, Downward-Facing Death to give away to YD readers. In addition, we’re also giving away the first episode from his new Kindle Serial, Open Your Heart (A Matt Bolster Yoga Mystery). Be sure to read the excerpt (warning: it is not for the squeamish or the just-ate-a-large-meal-and-want-to-hurl-at-the-words “variety pack of viscera, a horrible rubber burrito of guts and bile that made a huge stinky mess”) and then enter in the giveaway!
WIN: A copy of Downward-Facing Death (paperback) and a download code for the first episode of Open Your Heart both by Neal Pollack. (ps. You do not need a Kindle to enjoy.)
TO ENTER: We know a lot of you out there are writers or aspiring writers. Perhaps you’re even aspiring yoga detectives! To enter in this giveaway, tell us what your yoga detective code name would be, or your pen name as a journalist on the yoga murder mystery beat. Have fun!
Giveaway will remain open until 11:59pm Sunday, August 4th. A winner will be chosen at random and announced soon after. Good luck!
UPDATE: Congrats to Sarah May! Thanks to all for entering and having fun!
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Earlier…
Stretch McDuff.
Holden Plank (tough job, but someone’s gotta do it!)
Awesome name! 😉
Now THAT is a dorky yoga joke.
Ida Nadi who works at home with her attendant Siamese cat Neti-Neti and Scottish Fold Samhita.
Matt Bolster’s competitor should be Sherlock Oms.
Hahahahahha
Kelly Yuga.
Beau Bridges
Ivana Savasana.
Sara Swati
Ma Jaijaia-Mah … that little old yoga sleuth in tennies …
love these so much already!
Shakie Balance 🙂
CALYPSO VIPASSANA
Third Eye
Ainita Savasana
Congrats, Sarah, you won! Keep an eye out for an email 🙂
Yay! Thanks so much! 😀
Vin Yassa
Cassandra So Hum
corpse prose
~Agent Shanti Rainstorm~
Ivana Pranayama
Dan Tandasana. I know it borrows but couldn’t resist.
My detective name would be Rahasya Corpse-Pose
Pranayama Mama or Pratyahara Mata Hari
Sphinx Bridges
Dancer (Dancy) Drew
If I were a detective, I would most definitely call myself Sirsa Sana, and I would always solve the crime inverted!
Drishti Tracy…”have you you no sense of pride in what you do?”
Camatkarasana Balasana (aka. Wild Child). Innocent but dangerous.
Bodhi Hanumansana
Chances are, I’d have to tote my rugrats around while trying to crack the case OR write about the case…so my detective name or pen name as a journalist would be MamasDay.
Handstand Hattie
Adho Mukha Svanasana: my nose is near the mat, on the scent of the case.