We’ve had our gripes over kooky yogaspeak and oddball class cues (“flutter my what?“), but this cheeky Buzzfeed list of “ludicrous things” said by yoga teachers has a few lines that are pretty hilarious, as well as ridiculous and likely never ever spoken within 15 yards of a yoga mat.
Here are some of our faves. Enjoy!
The ones we’ve heard:
The classic melted heart.
Dare we say this one is sometimes anatomically helpful?
Yep, and the backs of your buttocks, too!
Ohh, rainbows. All this spiraling is making us dizzy.
Ah, yes, the old acknowledge and let it go trick. Drooling not allowed!
And now for a few we’ve never ever heard in yoga class (but, hey, they’ve likely been uttered somewhere!)
While it sounds all nice and flowery, do you you really want a room full of anus blossoms?
Wha? My breath is nothing like milk, thanks.
Here’s their full list. What do you think?
And don’t forget to check out our Top 10 Yoga Cue Translations.