“I recommend hot yoga. When you’re mounting an armed insurrection you want your chakras to be open and your butt high and tight.”
Stephen Colbert took on the extremely divisive topic of gun control last night. This is Colbert in response to Tennessee CEO James Yeager who ranted online about gun restrictions sparking a civil war, stating that he would “start killing people” if gun safety legislation were passed, after which he apologized, sort of, but not really.
Yeager warned that people need to be ready. They need to start working out and start stretching. Colbert cheekily chimes in,
“I recommend stretching. You gotta stretch. When the shit goes down you do not want to pull a hammy. I recommend hot yoga. When you’re mounting an armed insurrection you want your chakras to be open and your butt high and tight.”
OK, perhaps it’s not a sincere suggestion. In all seriousness, though, would yoga even penetrate this man’s trigger happiness?
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