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Yoga Teacher Linda Dolloff Will Continue 16-Year Sentence for Beating Her Husband

in YD News, Yoga Crime

Latest from the Yoga Crime Blotter: sigh.

Remember the 2010 Linda Dolloff trial where she, a Maine yoga teacher, was tried for the 2009 beating of her husband senseless with a bat while he was sleeping, breaking his nose and fracturing his skull, and then attempting to cover it up by shooting herself and staging a home invasion? How time flies.

On Tuesday, Maine’s Supreme Judicial Court unanimously rejected the appeal by the 51-year-old who claimed her 2010 trial was marred by the prosecutor misrepresenting facts and expressing personal opinions. Dolloff will continue serving her 16-year sentence. Her ex-husband Jeff, who still can not recall details of the incident, is not expected to fully recover from his injuries.

Not for nothing, but there’s yoga in jail now. Maybe some fellow prison yog-inmates can remind Linda the meaning of ahimsa? It should be noted that Linda and her now estranged husband were going through a divorce at the time which makes it all okay because ‘don’t beat your soon-to-be ex-husband’ was omitted from Linda’s version of Patanjali’s Yoga Sutras. Oy vey.

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  • Rock My Soles

    If she used her Manduka instead of a Louisville Slugger they both would have been better off…..

  • How did I miss this before? I guess there’s a lesson in there SOMEwhere…

  • i.|”Our experience is composed rathery of illusions that of wisdom acquired.” by Joseph Roux.|”There are many things of which a wise man might wish to be ignorant.” by Ralph Waldo Emerson.|”If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer” by Steven Wright.|”Fall not in love, therefore it will stick to your face.” by National Lampoon.|”A rising tide lifts all boats.” by John Fitzgerald Kennedy.|”Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think, grieve, or feel.” by Eugene Lam.|”Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command.” by Alan Watts

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