…but, if we don’t save the yoga princess from the evil elephant king’s tower, who will help us finish the life-sized paper mache Ganesh for the festival and lead us to our ultimate unblocked chakra bliss?
Oh, heh, hel-lo.
Pardon us, we were just enjoying a cat nap in the dog days of summer. It’s late August. Really, is anyone paying attention to anything right now? We could tell you that Obama passed a new law mandating all yoga classes be free and all yoga teachers will be compensated with million dollar homes, unlimited tush-squeezing stretchy pants and a guest spot on The Bachelor and you’d be like, oh cool, where’s the waiter, I want another little umbrella drink. Or something.
In any case, no matter what week it is and how sad you are yoga festival season is coming to a close, there is always yoga news! And you can count on YD to climb out of swashbuckling dreamland if necessary to bring it to you.
Here’s What Happened This Week:
Get yer crafting (glow) sticks ready! Yoga Festivals Become the New Woodstock, Burning Man
We learned many lessons this week. #1 could have easily been that everyone, especially yogis, dislikes Anne Heche. Actress Anne Heche Is Sick of Yoga, Are You?
We already knew this, but nonagenarians rule! Not one, but two made the news this week for their awesome yogininess.
- 94-Year-Old Yoga Teacher Schools Us On Life
- 91-Year-Old Mabes Morrill Teaches Yoga on TODAY Show (video)
Let’s get political? According to donor data, yoga teachers go democrat. Are you surprised? Yoga Teachers Om for (Donate More Money to) Obama
What are you doing this weekend? Partaking in this free telesummit on yoga injuries, of course! ‘Yoga Injuries: Facts and Fiction’ – Free Telesummit to Answer Your Questions
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