Are you keeping up with the Kardashians? Because, who isn’t? If you were upset over the shortest marriage ever, and the subsequent divorce between NBA bro Kris Humphries and “celebriyogi” Kim Kardashian, then you might want to grab your zafu and sit down for this one.
Last night’s premiere of “Kourtney & Kim Take New York” revealed that naked yoga may have led to the demise of the two publicity love birds. Don’t say it’s true!
The scene: Kim decides to hold a naked yoga sesh in her hotel room for a few lady friends – harmless! They strip down, though only the strapping yoga teach has the balls to get totally nude, and then…oh no! Hubbie Kris walks in and freaks out! ‘How disrespectful!’ he shouts, “gross!” he exclaims. Kim defends her nudie yogi and tries to quell the rush of anger, but it’s too late. Marriage ruined.
Did the naked yoga put the kibosh on the K’s marriage?? Or was it the fight over destroying a manicure? A spat over where they would raise children? OR that they only knew each other for 8 months before tying the knot and are super duper fame hogs that don’t get along after all but it makes for dramatic TV?
Either way, an American tragedy.
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