Straight from the Found on the Internets Trove:
Oh sure we’ve got the ancient language of Sanskrit to inform some of us on the meaning behind yoga poses, and then utterly confound the rest of us. Ah-do milkshake what? But what if you just named the poses exactly as they seem? They might go a little something like this!
(warning: somewhat crass and possibly NSFW if your boss has bionic reading abilities)
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