to spy on for his masterplan of spiritual porn pimping.
This shit just keeps getting weirder.
“I wanted to start a new goddess religion,” Porta-potty peeper Luke Chrisco told Boulder’s Daily Camera. “I always wanted to be a pimp or create a church of porn or a church of tantric, someplace people could be spiritual but also instinctual.”
Uh…in the toilet?
“I was…doing a little bit of yoga, and I’m just seeing all these goddesses,” Chrisco said during a jailhouse interview with FOX31 Denver. “It seems crazy, but I just felt like I was being blessed by their energy.”
Well that’s a load off. He’s a yogi! We’ve heard of spiritual gangsters, but spiritual potty porn pranksters is stepping over the line. According to Chrisco, bacteria and sewer stench don’t stand in the way of his discovering the hidden treasures “because where there is muck, there is gold,” he said.
Unfortunately, the creep admitted to spying and being “blessed” by a few goddesses “energies” before being caught by a highly conscious yogi who looked before akward-chairing.