Justice! The Colorado potty-peeper has been nabbed! We can all breathe a big fresh-air sigh of relief. Phew. Er…pew?
Police arrested Luke Chrisco, 30, the most-wanted suspect in the potty peeper caper at Hanuman Fest in Boulder, CO last week. Turns out, he’s a ‘porn star’! Or a wannabe one according to The Smoking Gun, where they reveal his multiple sex sites, his “worship” of women and his aspirations to operate a “spiritual porn site”. Apparently this dude trapses around the world to festivals under the alias “Skye Oryan” and has been at the porn game for a while now. No word on whether or not he’s attempted the porta-potty squatter position prior to Hanuman.
Either way, all this scuttlebutt will have us feeling extra heebie geebed in our public restroom power utkatasana for a very long time. Stay alert yogis on the spot!
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Earlier…
Hahaha the whole port-a-potty peeper thing keeps giving me the giggles