Stop the monkey presses! This is some bizarre shit. If you were at the Hanuman Fest this past weekend in Boulder, CO you were privy to lots of yoga, hooping, bhakti chai-ing, MC yogi-ing, vendor villaging etc. (f you missed it, elephant journal has a fun recap) What you didn’t miss was a porta-potty peeing tom!
News just in reports that some 20-year-old miscreant who goes by the name of “Sky” is on the loose. His crime? Wrapping himself in a tarp and hiding in the tank of a festival grounds porta-potty on Friday June 17th. A woman heard something funny when she was about to do her business and asked a fellow yogi to have a look. He too confirmed something funky in the tank and it wasn’t just the fest goers’ liberated waste. Security waited outside until the suspect burst out of the potty and ran away covered in excrement.
As if we needed yet another reason not to set foot in those stinky cesspool cabins of cesspool refuse. Justice must be served! Make porta-potties safe from peepers once again.
Police are still looking for the pooper peeper. Keep an eye out for a white male, about 20 years old, approximately 6’4” to 6’8”, thin build, with short dark hair and wearing dark gray sweatpants and no shirt or shoes. And most likely inconceivably smelly!
Anyone with information is asked to contact Det. Jeremy Frenzen at 303-441-1890. Those who have information but wish to remain anonymous may contact the Northern Colorado Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-TIPS (8477) or 1-800-444-3776. Tips can also be submitted through the Crime Stoppers website at www.crimeshurt.com.
(shall be noted, above photo not of actual suspect)