This Week In YogaPop: The Model Meltdown
If you look closely, yoga is everywhere, in every thing, within all the glorious details. Last night, in the most spiritual show on television — uh, America’s Next Top Model, of course — Child’s Pose had a cameo. You can stop squealing now. I know, I know, Balasana is uber famous…and yet so down to earth!
Even (girls still in the running to become America’s Next) Top Models Take Child’s Pose:
Step 1. Model meltdown. Yoga Variations: Sobasana, Sniffleasana, and Freakoutasana.
Step 2. Model takes flight. Yoga Pose: Bakasana/Crow.
Step 3. Model melts into Child’s Pose. The world is full of sunshine, Tyra’s unintelligible made-up modeling tip-rants, and Miss J’s fierceness once again. This is the power of Balasana.
Do you have what it takes to become America’s Next Top Yogini? We’re accepting applications for Season 1 of ANTY — where we throw 12 aspiring yoginis together into a yurt. No deodorant, epic cat/cow fights, and 12 weeks of torturously awkward yoga poses you’ve never heard of. This. Is. ANTY. Stay tuned.
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Lo is a writer who lives for mystery and intrigue. She laughs wickedly when the models on ANTM fall down. She finds joy in the small things: practicing yoga in wellies, cultivating her natural impishness, and writing bios in third person. Lo can often be found sipping Earl Grey tea while plotting world domination and resides at yisforyogini.com.
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Earlier…
- Jim Belushi Dazzles Paparazzi With Yoga Moves! (video)
- Mad Men “Yogi” Moment (video)
- The Daily Show’s Rob Corddry Investigates Yoga Rage!
- ‘Running Russell Simmons’ Premiere Recap: Buddhas, Booties & The Meditating Mogul
- ‘Party Down’ Summons Power of Yoga for Pee Revenge, Hilariously (video)
that cameo by child’s pose was probably the best part of the show. ANTY with Lo as one of the judges — sounds great to me. 🙂
Holy Moly Hilariousness…Thank you for posting this. ANTY, Love. it.
ANTY! Sign me up! ♥
“12 weeks of torturously awkward yoga poses you’ve never heard of”
i thought that “was” the regular training class 😉
You. Are. Funny. And ANTY is one reality tv show I will totally pvr and watch religiously.
LOL @ LO!!
Freakoutasana! I do that pose regularly (each month). ;0)
I’m sooo in for ANTY teeheehee
I may or may not be watching ANTM as I’m writing this… Oh and I would sooo watch ANTY 🙂
omg im glad that Alexandria is gone
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