Remain alert! Hide your bananas! Hanuman’s army is descending on New Delhi!
OK, maybe not really, but there sure are a lot of stray monkeys swarming the streets! Task teams are out patrolling the city to keep thousands of these urban-dwelling, pesky fuzzballs out of President Obama’s business while he’s there this week.
The mischievous monkeys have been known to cause trouble, biting children and terrorizing government offices, and NOT doing brave acts of split-like yoga moves as one would hope and expect. While the critters are being captured and let go outside of city limits, nothing any more serious is being done since monkeys (see Hanuman) are highly revered in the country, and Hindu religion. Instead, officials have actually dispatched Langurs, a larger and fiercer species to keep the other troublemakers in check.
[Ed: Insert courageous Langur leaping photo here]