After serving just 13 days of a 90 day jail sentence and only 22 days of a court-ordered 90 day drug rehab stay – time flies! – Lindsay Lohan has been released back into the world! Prepping for a new career twist? Yes, according to Bikram Yoga Petaluma’s facebook page:
“Lindsay Lohan released from rehab and has enrolled in the Fall Bikram Yoga Teacher Training in San Diego after consulting with Lynn Whitlow.”
For realz or just a cruel joke? We’re awaiting official confirmation. While Linds is free from the confines of a rehab compound, Judge Elden S. Fox on Wednesday handed down orders for Ms. Lohan to undergo psychotherapy 4 times a week, addiction-counseling sessions 5 times a week and submit to random drug and alcohol tests twice a week until November. Would she even have time for the grueling Bikram training running from Sept 19-Nov 20?
Why we think this can’t be true: The post-rehab probation requires Lady Lohan to remain in LA County, and this Bikram training is in San Diego. However, based on her history why would put it past her to finagle an exception?
Besides all that though, the whole thing costs $10,900! That’s including 2-person shared accommodations. The total training fee is a whopping $15,000 if LiLo prefers a single. And we hear she’s got a $40,000/wk bill from UCLA’s rehab center still to pay off, that insurance didn’t cover. Seen in her first post-rehab photo as a walking product placement, the 24-year-old isn’t wasting any time hooking up (or desperately summoning) the sponsors, and frankly we’re getting a little concerned about Zico having to finance all that free coconut water.
Ought to keep her on the wagon though, you think? “Make checks payable to Bikram Choudhury.”